Yeah,so I live with my Mother.

Shameful fact #02934.
Do I owe this to you?
No.
But I figure I'd tell you.

Seconds ago my mother came to my room and said something like this,
"are you obsessed with the Internet?"

Let me break it down,apparently my Mother has been watching
MUCHO tv programs (thanks Oprah,thanks Dr.Phil) that has put a spotlight
on kids/teenagers getting wrapped in the 'Net,as far as porn and getting
kidnapped,and such.

And I'm 26,okay?

*side-eye*

I stopped being this vulnerable YEARS ago.
And may I add we both have laptops,and we both spend a lot of our free time
on the 'Net.

*eye-roll*

Oh,how this pisses me the fuck off.
I will always be a child,to that woman.

P.S. She suggests I go back to TV.
Err,Youtube trumphs 'TV' anyday!